A splash of camp, a dash of frisson, an orphaned go-go boy, a high heel spotted beneath a cubicle door, a light bulb that flickers, a note passed tightly wound around a trembling pencil inviting you to the Christmas party of the century staged in one mega immersive installashion by your faves A Man to Pet and Tony Hornecker!
Its Christmas, as usual, but unlike you’ve ever experienced before, unless you’ve had it behind one of our Pale Blue Doors!
Amuse-Douche A Man To Pet (0745187655 avail can accom dom)
Peas Sir More Salad w/ Sugar Snaps, Beetroot, Cranberry and Goat Cheese (served daily on way from school in uniform)
KnickerFuckerGloryHole lashed by Sherry-l Blow (on way home from pub)
Vegan and Vegetarian options available, please enquire.
Evening dinners, Tuesdays to Saturdays:
£55 per head with half a bottle of wine per person.
£65 per head with Gin and Tonic and full bottle per person.
Book now! Email [email protected] specifying your chosen date and time (7.15pm or 7.30pm arrival). Full payment upon booking.
2pm brunches on Sundays:
Bottom’s Brunch, Unlimited Tops! Free Prosecco!
£60 per head with as much Prosecco as you can nuzzle.
Book now! Email [email protected] specifying your chosen date and time (1.45pm or 2pm arrival). Full payment upon booking.
Also! We're open to discussion for some lunch parties of 25 or more guests — do drop us a line to enquire.
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P.S. If you're hankering after some shenanigans with just you and your mates, you can hire The Hornecker Centre and we'll accommodate your every whim. Well, almost!!! But ask us anyway, and we'll see what we can do! More details can be found here....